I have found a sadder man than Mr. Multipla

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 04/16/2014 at 20:09 • Filed to: None

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I present to you Mr. Camry:

Look at that depression! The black hole of despair that is that is his meaningless life can't get any worse. His soul has been shat upon and dragged through a grizzly bear's asshole repeatedly until there was nothing left, not even a hollow shell. He is a broken man who can only dream of a quick ending to the long death that he has been enduring throughout his existence.

Sn210 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/16/2014 at 20:11

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I hope they make the grille larger on the production car

Anima > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/16/2014 at 20:11

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I bet he's just being "ironic" to attract the buyers Audi is targeting.

(edit: best part about this picture is that the FRIGGING LID is still on the jar!)

dogisbadob > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/16/2014 at 20:13

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Mr. American is sadder than Mr. Multipla because they don' sell the Multipla over here :(

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/16/2014 at 20:14

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Is it just me, or does the Toyota logo look like it's a sticker?

Anima > Sn210 04/16/2014 at 20:15

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You need a lot of cooling to stay that grounded to the ground!

PushToStart > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/16/2014 at 20:18

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That "black hole of despair" you mentioned is almost as big as that damn thing under the grille...

That's crossed the line into "obnoxious" territory. And its fugly too.

Anima > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 04/16/2014 at 20:19

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Nah, they just used the same plastic they made the interior out of.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Anima 04/16/2014 at 20:19

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Shots fired.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > PushToStart 04/16/2014 at 20:23

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That will be the new name for the Toyota grille, "The Black Hole of Despair"

Sn210 > Anima 04/16/2014 at 20:26

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do you even mason jar, bro?

Anima > Sn210 04/16/2014 at 20:31

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My mason jars have solid lids.. You probably wouldn't have heard of them.

Sn210 > Anima 04/16/2014 at 20:36

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I get all my mason jars from the thrift shop, because buying them at the grocery store is too mainstream

Merkin Muffley > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/16/2014 at 20:36

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Mean Mr. Multipla, gears in park

Drives after dark, tries to save petrol

Parks in a hole in the road

Saving up to buy a new hose

Keeps his driving lights up his nose

Such a mean old man

Such a mean old man

His sister Panda goes to the shop

She never stops, with her one liter

Takes him out to get a good clean

Only place that he's ever been

Detail bills are something obscene

Such a dirty old man

Such a dirty old man

Anima > Sn210 04/16/2014 at 20:38

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Ah yeah, I donated them because the brand was selling out. Now I only drink from strictly 'locally sourced' mason jars.

PS9 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/16/2014 at 20:41

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0% Interest in anything, Vitals are on 100% Autopilot.

Sn210 > Anima 04/16/2014 at 20:48

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I don't think you donated the ones I got... they're grass fed, free range, organic mason jars.

Anima > Sn210 04/16/2014 at 20:55

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You heathen! Those innocent jars! I only use vegan mason jars!

Sn210 > Anima 04/16/2014 at 21:02

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whatev's, I'm gonna go Instagram these jars real quick using my non-apple phone

EL_ULY > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/16/2014 at 22:15

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I like it, it's cool refresh. So much going on yet it fits well.

frtblossom57 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/17/2014 at 12:28

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I only see Mario's giant mustache.